You know all his girlfriends are only interested in him for his sweet jiggly tits

Ultraman?!?

He might have a connective tissue disorder? EDS in particular causes stretchy skin, though I’ve never seen the scalp do that.

t. EDS patient. it’s pretty crippling and painful but I have some fun party tricks!

I cannot tell you how split I am between ‘laughing until my sides hurt’ and ‘chills up my spine’. Do you think he can swim fast?