Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.

Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out

I have not played ut2004 so unfortunately no

Tantacrul made an HBomb-length video about Facebook recently. Def worth a watch.

Wait, what happened to Minecraft? You’re just talking about the Bedrock edition, right?

…right?

According to this article this was part of a performance art project by an anti-fascist activist, who asked the teachers to do that activity just to see if they’d be willing to do it.

yooooo name twinsies!

am autistic, can confirm

side note: Red Eclipse is a free (both as in beer and as in speech), open source FPS that’s actually quite fun and could use some love

Isn’t this exactly what Trump said Harris was gonna do and that he was gonna not do?

Kamala said she was going to look for a ceasefire. Trump told Netanyahu to hurry up and finish the job. Get off your high horse.

EDIT: wow the tankies are out in full force tonight

none of the things in this picture involve silicon in any way

so like the autopilot in Elite Dangerous. will it get you there? sure. will it get you there fast? …not exactly.

inb4 RISC-V phone chips announced

(although honestly RISC-V phones would be rad af)

…as opposed to platforms like Lemmy, where the only political ideologies you’ll find are “leftists” who, when asked what they even believe, respond with “what are you, a cop?”

WHEN YOU CAN’T AFFORD STREAMING ON AN NFL PLAYER SALARY, PRICES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH

This is more or less the plot of the second season of Quantum Leap.

My bad – looks like I misread the Google summary. A healthy turd is 75% water, and of what’s left, around 25-50% is made up of microbes.

E. Coli reproduces so fast that a population can double in size in half an hour, and human feces is 50% bacteria by weight.

If your gut microbiome got snapped it’d be back so fast you wouldn’t even notice. Bacteria are kinda scary.

You know what? I’m gonna Sonarr and Jellyfin even harder

does the rest of gen z not know how to torrent? i thought everyone did