5 hours later, that YouTube account has been terminated

That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I’m not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

He has soared on the wings of a demon

and use sand for lube

Your falafel just needs a little gravy…

Mister, would you please help my pony

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie