I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
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- Front left phone
- Front right: keys
- Left rear: wallet
- Right rear: lube
Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
Surely rear middle should be lube.
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Nice try, pickpocket
Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in
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Found the counter strike player
I wasn’t sure at first. Might have been real life.
Tell me your from America without telling me you’re from America
Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?
How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket
Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway
Yeah it’s uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I’ve actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I’ll know as soon as I sit down if I didn’t return them
I clip my work knife in my back pocket that is on the far side distal. It’s in a good spot that doesn’t interfere with sitting.
My folding boxcutter has a belt clip and I hang my Gerber Dime on a suspension clip. Both live at the top of my rear pockets. I never sit on them.
Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.
Yeah, right it is ofc.
I’ve got an excuse, I’m a lefty 😄
That’s the same excuse as me 😂
I’ve never thought about it but I keep my phone in my left pocket. It stays on dnd most of the time and I hardly use it especially when I’m out. The right pocket it for the stuff I’m likely to pull out and use.
- Front Left: wallet and keys
- Front Right: phone
- Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
- Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
Autumn, winter and spring:
Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.
Front right pants pocket, phone.
Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.
Summer:
Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.
Top front left pants pocket, keys.
Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.
Left knee pants pocket, work phone
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
- Front right: Wallet, pen, and folding knife
- Front right coin pocket: Tiny Swiss Army knife - mostly for the scissors
- Front left: Phone
- Back right: Whatever to do list I have for the day, car keys on carbineer tucked in
- Back left: nada
- Cargo pockets or others: whatever my kids have handed me to hold onto for them. Today: 13¢, two painted rocks, and a Lego minifig
You should itemize what they have you hold and track the data over their childhood so you can show them what they were into
Surprised how far I had to scroll to find another person with a knife.
Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i’m wearing, i don’t have that many pockets so i don’t fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don’t remember which one, but basically can’t put coins in that. Um. Yeah
Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants
Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly
Man i’ve have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao
Yeah, the key is to add “umm” and “uhh” here and there. Makes it conversational
Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.
Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys
Right: Phone
I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.
Your belt must be strong AF.
Jeans are stronger than fur suits.
I’m an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.
I thought they all had some trauma inside.
It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It’s rare, but it is possible.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.
Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that’s still more than the non-furries have.
Front left: phone
front right: wallet + hand towel
keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.
omg they pick you up with a hand towel? I carried my beach towel my whole life.
I live in a humid subtropical climate. That hand towel does a lot of sweat wiping. Also hand drying after washing hands more rarely in public toilets with no towels/dryer
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc.
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a-towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful
Ah, I forget that part of it, heh; I haven’t read that in at least 20 years, probably more.
