Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

That is actually impressive

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is https://1337x.to/

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.

Does it have to be roof-mounted?

Yep. Mutually Assured Destruction.

Some countries will use the threat of nuclear war to get what they want. But what they want often involves still being alive afterwards. Putin, like the rest of the leaders of countries with nuclear arms, knows that a nuclear strike demands a nuclear response. There is no other option and unfortunately the whole world suffers as a result.

Lol got em!

Need a magnet on the end of the rope

Cheers!

Thank you for the correction!

You have a fair point there.

Since in OPs hypothetical they specified the Jan 9 date and that Biden had been elected, I misspoke.

Neither have been elected yet. The Democrat and Republican parties would both nominate new candidates for president and then people would vote on them.

If you’re talking about after they’ve been elected then the vice president takes over as president, followed by the speaker of the house if the vice president is incapacitated.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession#:~:text=The order of succession specifies,of the Senate%2C and then

Don’t blow your dick off Farva.

What a crazy specific use case!

The right flintlock is specifically for lighting the lantern and the left for shooting. I wonder if they scavenged parts from a dual barrel flintlock.

The extra pictures are helpful to understand how it works; I was a little confused myself because it didn’t look anything like a lantern.

Makes sense

Lol this is fantastic.

Yep, plastic can be razor sharp.

I knew I recognized Nicolas Cage from Saturday Night Fever!

Why can’t we, as bros, complement each other’s cocks?

TIL!

T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.