They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…
For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
Isn’t that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).
They live! Here, put on these sunglasses.
You know what? I’ll save us all some time and just put them on
too many ancient civvies speak on reptiles/naga for it to be not rooted in some truth. wool has been pulled over modern humans eyes for sure
His honesty is refreshing
Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.
Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.
I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.
All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider
A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget
Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?
I wonder what Freud would say about this.
the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father
Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.
How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?
To make room for the pennies
You think Zuck would care about some old hoovering technology?
Nah, as a techbro, he would buy some scifi hovercraft tech
I also don’t see any eels in it.
Sorry I don’t get the reference here.
It’s a Monty Python sketch
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Drop your panties sir William I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!
I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground
I mean, it’s solid gold. Won’t go to high off the ground easily!
That is actually impressive
Fake, he is laughing on some of them.
Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico
Yhe bitcoin logo 😄
chefs kiss
Wait what? His hovercraft isn’t made from diamonds? What a peasant.
Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it’s boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don’t even charge it, just buy a new one.
And not full of eels?!
Zuck didn’t write that though.
It is too human.
He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards
“when I was human, I mean I’m still human” what a goofball that marky mark is
And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.
Still better than another Trump presidency
wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy
With the social network he owns polarising society, he might well get to enjoy these ‘animals’ ‘tear each other apart’
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