irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThey must not be tiredlemmy.worldimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1666arrow-down114
arrow-up1652arrow-down1imageThey must not be tiredlemmy.worldirreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareJackGreenEarth@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 day agoI get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·20 hours agoIt’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoI was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours ago But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires He just has to think outside the box.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoThe kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·19 hours agoWhy does this question matter?
I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
They forgot Rule One.
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
He just has to think outside the box.
The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.
Witness reports, for example.
Why does this question matter?