Alter, wenn Du doof bist, dann hau ich Dir eine runter sodass der ??? Hund mit dem Kopf wackelt???

Having kids is not an issue as long as you’re willing to quit sleeping.

In other news: the German military partners with Google to provide the software for their new cloud service…

https://www.heise.de/en/news/Bundeswehr-relies-on-Google-Cloud-10397526.html

Is backing into parking spots not the norm in the US? Here in Germany we back into parking spots most of the time, mostly because the spots are too narrow or short to enter forward. We also learn this in driving school and it’s pretty much an essential skill that’s expected from drivers in Germany.

Oh no, you got me… I feel stupid now. 🙄

Just ever so slightly losing grip on wet tarmac while taking a bend a little bit too fast and in your head you’re chanting “Lean, don’t break! Lean, don’t break!” to yourself…

I envy you…

Which browser did you switch to?

Which means you have to check each and every formula and we all now how difficult it is to read and understand excel formulas we didn’t write ourselves…

Kinda off-topic but I have a Rotring fountain pen that looks nice but writing with it is really a sad experience…

Okay you got a point. Luckily I don’t have to do lots of math on paper in my day to day life.

Who writes with a pencil? Drawing… Okay… But writing is what fountain pens are for.

Is it though? I thought we just had different regional names but we generelly agree that Pfannkuchen are the big flat ones and Pancakes are the small thick ones.

Those lunatics in Berlin though…

Also you generally only need to when you’re sick more than 2 days.

This, of course, depends on the contract you have with your employer.

There are contracts that require you to present a sick note on your first sick day and contracts that require it on third or even fourth day and anything between…

German income tax works the same and most Germans get it wrong too. It’s really infuriating.

German’s my first language and I am kinda proficient in english but I never realized that the english numbers 13 to 19 work like like ours…

Boy never in my life I would have thought about political refugees coming from the US to Germany.

Yesterday someone said to me that we’re living in a South Park episode that became reality… I think he’s right…

Hey, great for you! Which Surface do you have and did you get the camera(s) working properly?

Yes, you’re correct: Poorer people spend most of not all of their available on income on everyday goods like groceries, clothes, etc…

Richer people spend (relatively speaking!) less of their available income on these items and save me

Yes, you’re correct: Poorer people spend most of not all of their available on income on everyday goods like groceries, clothes, etc…

Richer people spend (relatively speaking!) less of their available income on these items and save me