I bet someone have pressed yes accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.
Or out of curiosity
I think this button don’t actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it’s meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.
Rather it probably just makes everyone else more nervous for no reason.
How much trouble would you get into if you pressed “yes”?
Yes
You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.
Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.
“Oh I misread it as tourist”
Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.
That literally says American with the American Airlines logo in the top left and a boarding time I. The center. It looks like a self checkin to boarding a plane. Nothing to do with clearance.
“You’re under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying”
Its seperate trials, and lying on an eqip form is bad.
Hello there
People with dyslexia:
“Do you want to play tetris?” Of course!
Sirens sound “ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN.”
Glances at the text on screen “Are you a terrorist?”
I dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time
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xD. I just found it on google, I ain’t gonna download the movie to cut that part out, too much work. Besides, it might be too big to upload for Lemmy.
Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can’t afford a dentist.
The online porn method of age verification.
Where’s the “I’m not sure” option?
Prefer not to say.
“Help me decide”
I mean… I do use adblockers…
For context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/336989
Looks at the top right, finds the X button
Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now…
There’s no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.
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I love how I get randomly selected every time
This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.
Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!
The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody’s finger slipped?
What would happen if someone pressed “Yes”?
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Do not collect $200.
OP just got added to a new list.
Of course not. I’m a freedom fighter.
