Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoHow can I slash Dr. Phil's tires, and why?message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down13
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareHow can I slash Dr. Phil's tires, and why?Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareTargaryenTKE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 months agoPay a data broker for Dr. Phil’s home address, travel to said location, wait until the witching hour (~2am-4am), whip out a knife, stabby stabby, go home. Because he deserves it
minus-squaremipadaitu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoStabbing tires is so lame. Remove the core from the valve stem. Way safer and accomplished the same task. If it’s a nice enough car with fancy wheels, they’ll get ruined by sitting on the rims with a completely flat tire.
minus-squareOsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoKeep in mind slashing tires full of compressed air can be very dangerous
minus-squareferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoUse a key launcher to slash them from a distance
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoIs key launcher code for a gun?
minus-squareferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-29 months agoNo, an apparatus that launches keys (typically generic house keys) usually using air pressure. (Shooting people’s stuff with guns is illegal, silly)
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoAll my locks are actuated by round keys of about 9mm diameter.
minus-squareTargaryenTKE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoThat is true…but it’s not nearly as fun to do it safely
minus-squareember@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoBecause it that case, you wouldn’t be able to slash any more tires.
Pay a data broker for Dr. Phil’s home address, travel to said location, wait until the witching hour (~2am-4am), whip out a knife, stabby stabby, go home. Because he deserves it
Stabbing tires is so lame.
Remove the core from the valve stem. Way safer and accomplished the same task.
If it’s a nice enough car with fancy wheels, they’ll get ruined by sitting on the rims with a completely flat tire.
Keep in mind slashing tires full of compressed air can be very dangerous
Use a key launcher to slash them from a distance
Is key launcher code for a gun?
No, an apparatus that launches keys (typically generic house keys) usually using air pressure.
(Shooting people’s stuff with guns is illegal, silly)
All my locks are actuated by round keys of about 9mm diameter.
That is true…but it’s not nearly as fun to do it safely
It’s also not fun to be dead
How do you know?
Because it that case, you wouldn’t be able to slash any more tires.
air them out first