Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?
Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.
We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!
We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.
My troops are just passing through.
Just so long as there are no Russians coming in the other side this time…
The name Donald Tusk sounds like a satire between Donald Trump and Elon Musk
Liar and thief, so fits. But dude stole enough (and then, prolly, earned second that through legitimate means) that he’s currently hella better choice than either of scums above.
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together
Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.
he’s in hoodie because he visited the flooded region today. as of surname, it might be related to germanic root tysk- like how you have “tyskland” in danish meaning “germany” (he’s kashubian, and that region had strong german and scandi influences). donald tusk is the face of boring moderates™ that were main opponents of previous batshit insane conservative government, and that particular rumor mill has a significant conservative slant
Thanks for the sauce!
Sadly, after what their last government did this is actually necessary.
I mean, I didn’t like Merkel either, but she wasn’t that bad to be warned about.
PISS propagated for years that Germany is run by nazis that would say that the polish committed the holocaust and what not…
Ah, you meant the polish side. Agreed there.
Yeah i kinda am German, should have mentioned that.
fyi even the cortisol addicted core of conservative electorate got significantly saner ~2wk after takeover of public tv by current boring moderate government. that happened a while ago
