🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1703arrow-down114
arrow-up1689arrow-down1external-linkAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down2·2 months agoHope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up132·edit-22 months agoYou don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 months agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoOnly if you’re a weird Republican
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoCouches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIf it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoMom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoYou’ve watched oreimo too many times
minus-squareichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down21·edit-22 months agoYou do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoyes i believe OP understood that
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-22 months agoWeebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
minus-squareichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·2 months agoI was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn’t understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months agoAh lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D
Hope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
If it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You’ve watched oreimo too many times
You do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.
yes i believe OP understood that
Weebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
whoosh
Yeah no
I was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn’t understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
Ah lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D
Wrong level