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minus-squareUnpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 days agoYou should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ. It’s a lot. Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn. Sky will never be the same, won’t it?
minus-squareChanchoManco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoAt that point it’s just Greek mythology all over again.
minus-squareUnpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 hours agoYeah but with significantly less blackjack and hookers and significantly more foreskins. Cause you didn’t think there was only one foreskin on display for all those pilgrims, did you?
You should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ.
It’s a lot.
Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn.
Sky will never be the same, won’t it?
At that point it’s just Greek mythology all over again.
Yeah but with significantly less blackjack and hookers and significantly more foreskins. Cause you didn’t think there was only one foreskin on display for all those pilgrims, did you?