A picture of a pie chart. The title says “Benefits of being my friend.” The chart’s legend indicates money is the area in red, girls are labeled blue, and fame is labelled yellow. The pie chart has the colors green, orange, and purple, each roughly 33% of the pie chart. Orange is slightly larger, so maybe it’s 34%.
Which implies there are benefits to being your friend, it’s just not those 3.
“Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You’re going to love it!”