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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Please some more Sir?

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Please some more Sir?

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I think this is the only use of Drake in a meme format that I do not feel disgust over.

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s four times more cum than a blue whale

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      Glorious.

      • we are all@crazypeople.online
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        we can imagine.

        • lmuel@sopuli.xyz
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          Unfortunately

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    Found Bao the Whales’ Lemmy account

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      Also, how fucking dare you post something this funny that I can’t share with my normal groups

      • seralth@lemmy.world
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        Stop being a normie do it. Bao would approve.

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    And people say romance is dead.

  • 0ops@piefed.zip
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    Hey wasn’t this a deleted scene in Hancock?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I need to see that deleted scene pronto!

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        Not a great copy but here

        It’s pretty silly for a heartbreaking scene. Or maybe it’s heartbreaking for a silly scene?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          I thought you meant there was a scene where someone explodes from being filled with minotaur cum. That’s what I wanna see! 😩

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    r/TrueSTL-ass post

    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      r/TrueSTL ass-post

  • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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    Currently playing a minotaur in dnd, I wonder if this meme will be relevant?

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      Will be if I join your game

      • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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        Unlikely, no one ever wants to fuck the druid.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          Have you been living under a rock? BG3 made druids fuckable again.

          • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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            There’s a difference between fucking the druid, and fucking Halsin. My character is not Halsin haha

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            “Make them swole”

            Wow nature is amazing 😍

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      if you haven’t seen this before… lol

      https://youtu.be/h_lzgo7pmzk

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    Is that Drake?

    • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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      no, it’s wereralph exploding after its minotaur husband cums 16 gallons inside him

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        Yeah, who would put a minotaur with a drake in any sort of serious story? I doubt they’d be compatible egg types, and there is no way that fur and scales rubbing against each other is going to be good for the health of the surface epithelial layers.

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          drake would probably like it too much and ruin his curated tough guy image

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    I don’t think that’s true

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      which part?

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