Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Doc: “Of course! Eighty-five miles per hour. If you’d let me get to eighty-eight, you would have seen some serious shit!”

the cop fires his gun shooting doc in the chest BANG! BANG!

Cop: “You were threatening me!”

20 minutes later Cop2 arrives

Cop2: “Did you find anything in the deceased perp?”

Cop: “I did! Its crazy! He had this letter on him predicting this entire chain of events. I looks like it was written in 1955!”

Cop2: “Huh, crazy. Well, where did you put his body?”

Cop: “What?! I swear he was right over there! He’s gone now! I put two right in his chest! Could he have been wearing body armor?”