The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 7 months agoA healthy life goallemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1734arrow-down112
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minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down1·7 months agoSo if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoI lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoDang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·7 months agoThis could be a decent short story prompt.
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoSees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoFamilyguylemonpledge.gif
So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
This could be a decent short story prompt.
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
Familyguylemonpledge.gif