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- ukraine@sopuli.xyz
Virgins make a lunch order
Chads make a launch order
I feel generous today so Slava Ukraïni for all!
And then a nice Bombing of Kremlin for me, thanks and cheers.
Cheers 🍹
7 Slava Ukraïnis
Putins brain hemmoarage 🤤
Putin’s Brain Hemorrhage, please
Warszawa isn’t in Ukraine 👀
Perhaps a greeting to the Polish neighbors who have already suffered under russia, hate russia and are very supportive of Ukraine.
RIP that Polish farmer who lived on the border and was killed by Russian missile debris. He deserved better than a 2 hour news cycle.
One of each, line em up!
I’m not a shots guy really, they all sound terrible, but what the hell, I’ll take one of each, just please be quiet in the morning.
Do they serve falafel?
No but their borscht is very good, if you order it to eat in they give you a big slice of any of their fresh baked breads (sunflower rye is the best one.)
Their cabbage rolls are pretty tasty and during summer they have a delicious pickle salad.
/report looks too credible
Bonus target practice
the potpourri on the urinal is a nice touch
Hopefully grown with 100% natural dead Russian remains.
I mean, how can you pass on Orks on Fire?
Obviously bombing of the kremlin
I dunno… it’s a toss up between that and Putin’s brain hemorrhage… Nah, let’s make it easy; one of each, please!
“We have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever! We begin bombing in 5 minutes”
Since I had a little sambuca accident and burned part of my beard I stay away from burning drinks. They sound nice though.