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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down3·8 days agoAs a magical talking lion, I always go with, “Daughter of Eve.”
minus-squareArtVandelay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·8 days agoA talking lion and a flying squid? That’s some Lovecraftian horror combo
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·8 days agoFlying Squid is just my mom de plume. I’m really a Jesus metaphor in big cat form.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 days ago mom de plume What would Freud say about this one? It’s not overly sexual but I like it.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·8 days agoFreud would probably say, “autocorrect, huh?” I’m not going to fix it now.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·8 days agoI know someone who ain’t gettin’ into Narnia. Not on Aslan’s watch, lady!
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoWow, it’s been a while since I’ve done a Reddit Atheism™, but the same could be said for the garden of Eden.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoNext you’ll be saying there’s no Narnia.
As a magical talking lion, I always go with, “Daughter of Eve.”
A talking lion and a flying squid? That’s some Lovecraftian horror combo
Flying Squid is just my mom de plume. I’m really a Jesus metaphor in big cat form.
What would Freud say about this one? It’s not overly sexual but I like it.
Freud would probably say, “autocorrect, huh?”
I’m not going to fix it now.
It’s Lilith actually
I know someone who ain’t gettin’ into Narnia. Not on Aslan’s watch, lady!
Furry Jesus was watching? Ew.
Common but baseless myth
Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve done a Reddit Atheism™, but the same could be said for the garden of Eden.
Next you’ll be saying there’s no Narnia.