ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoNever more nervousi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1760arrow-down17
arrow-up1753arrow-down1imageNever more nervousi.postimg.ccickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down3·edit-21 year agoSo true 😞… And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.
minus-squareKokanee08@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoFor me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoDid you really say bitch though?
minus-squaresrwax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoI looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
minus-squareScrewthehole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoI did I said… shoulder check… biiitch
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.
minus-squareScrewthehole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoYou need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s
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minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoMan, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives… And yeah, I needed that 😂.
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoNo, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
minus-squarethorbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down4·1 year agoIf you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 year ago“And I said, biiiiiitch …”
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoThat whole part is silent, of course 😁. Dare say that in front of her and you better run 😂.
So true 😞…
And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.
For me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between
Exactly the same.
Did you really say bitch though?
I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
I said I said… biiiiiitch
I did I said… shoulder check… biiitch
Of course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂.
To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.
You need this!
https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s
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Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives…
And yeah, I needed that 😂.
You said that? You said “bitch”?
No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
If you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong
“And I said, biiiiiitch …”
That whole part is silent, of course 😁. Dare say that in front of her and you better run 😂.