too stupid not to be on purpose
There’s no such thing as too stupid anymore.
kinda feels like theyre tryin to take it viral
You’re probably right, but it’s still not a smart slogan.
I don’t understand commercial marketing people for cases like this. If they literally only listed prices on deals, it still wouldn’t matter because shops have relationships with suppliers and will work with whoever has the part when it is needed. All the extra effort in marketing materials like this are wasted effort just to justify corporate staffing bloat.
Source: Ordered parts all the time in an automotive shop and never looked at these fliers because I would negotiate prices with the guys working the desk to beat the corporate negotiated prices listed and they capitulated because we and they both built a great relationship that benefitted us both.
Brand recognition. No ones going to buy shetass brakes because no one has heard of shetass brakes.
It’s a good thing there’s that red circle on the biggest text in the image or my amphibian brain might not know what to look at
It’s funny, sure, but I bet that as was targeting repair shops, not the end users of the brakes.
Source: my feeble brain
Good catch. It says “For commercial accounts only” at the top.
No retail parts magazine will mention “comebacks”. That is purely a commercial automotive term and most of the time comebacks are an issue behind the wheel, if you have a good shop.
Correction!
Source: this guy
If I could make a suggestion: “Brakes that slow you down, but won’t hold you up”
I mean it’s gotta catch to it.
Where we going, it’s all gas no brake.
I miss Andrew…
The allgasnobrake youtube guy? What happened?
He started channel 5 and is doing great. He didn’t own the allgasnobrakes and was getting screwed by the contract he had with the people who did own it.
He’s never been better
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/@Channel5YouTube
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
He’s been credibly accused of raping several women and confessed to it without apologizing, took a 6 months break, and now he’s posting again.
He used one of his videos to talk about it and basically said “it could be worse” by pointing at other content creators doing poverty tourism and bad journalism. Of course Andrew is a better journalist, that wasnt ever my concern.
🎵 Get in the zone, crumple zone 🎵
James Dean had these on his car.
My only problem with this is that it might hold up in court if the brakes were actually defective.
It’s like releasing the Chevy Nova in Spanish speaking markets.
Urban legend.
Unless you would read anything being “notable” as lacking an eating surface.
Notable dining rooms.
This may be why the next generation isn’t driving as much, too much temptation to buy the brakes that won’t slow you down XD
Are millennials ruining the brake industry with their non-stop refusals to stop or slow down?
Bruh.
