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Is this a machine that helps you meet fellow wizards (with somewhat damaged nuts)?
Ponder the
grinderGrindrTo grind nuts together, yea
Gandalf’s been smoking pipeweed and getting his nuts ground. 😍
This is called a nut twister.
‘Deez nuts, Harry’
I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Maybe this is supposed to read like an incantation, like Power Word: Pain
Wizard Nut: Grindr
(Damn, made the same joke - but I typed too slow :D)
Not to be confused with the “Wizard, nut grinder”, a local celebrity of sorts.
Too bad wizards aren’t real.
Although, if they were, they would definitely conjure some “nut grinders”.
Maybe she’s Maybelline.
Posted by Knocturnum? Of Knockturn Alley? This is blatant self-promotion.