Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.
I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled
Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
Compost bin.
Cum-post bin
Post-cum bin
Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?
Automatic body process
It’s not the sperm that’s the issue. It’s the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more
So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity
Doesn’t work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.
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Strategy #1: don’t call them “females”
Whenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.
Feeee-males.
Fee-males are just gigolos.
Quark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.
Don’t make me get Odo.
… “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em…
Chloroform?
The Bill Cosby Method
Chloroform doesn’t go in pudding.
Cringe asf
