Did you mean to include McDonald’s still offering supersize as a choice in the hypothetical?
Honestly I’ve always been shocked they don’t do donuts… Pre-made, shipped stale, warmed till serving. Cost is probably pennies and can easily sell 1 donut for 2-3$
why would they pre-fry them when they’ve got a fryer right there. just premake the nasty dough
Wouldn’t be the first time I asked for something like that
They sold MC HotDogs:
They had bratwurst for a brief period in select locations. Don’t think they were called McBrats, but damn they were yummy. If I suddenly found myself transported to 1996 I’d seek out McBrats and the bacon cheese burger burrito from Taco Bell.
Then my geriatric heart would explode and I would miss out on buying BitCoin, but it would be worth it.
WARN US ABOUT THE MCRIB
I’ve seen a type of hot dog where the synthetic meat stick is coated with sweet batter and then fried. The coating puffs* up and makes the whole thing look big. Maybe this is how they would supersize it.
*edit
edit 2: Apparently it’s called corn dog
we can go deeper
OK, boomer.
Easier than going to Burger King and ordering a taco without gagging.
Depends. Do i like to eat American slop in this bizarro universe?
