Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1927arrow-down15
arrow-up1922arrow-down1external-linkIf you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up46·2 months agoPretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
minus-squareNarrativeBear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·2 months agoFound the DHD, covered by some shrubs.
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoOh Jesus. Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I’m done with this stupid planet.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoJust dial us into a black hole again.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoTO Ohio? No, that can’t be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it’s destination?
minus-squareBaggins@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThey’re after the cats. See, he was right all along. /s (just in case)
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoOOOOH! It all makes sense now! They weren’t talking about people from Haiti, they were talking about people from 8E. Planet 8E in their catalog of habitable worlds accessible by stargate. Because those fuckers do eat dogs.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·2 months agoJust don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoRead that as sand people to Ohio and thought, that’s a different fiction.
Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.
Oh Jesus.
Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I’m done with this stupid planet.
Just dial us into a black hole again.
TO Ohio? No, that can’t be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it’s destination?
They’re after the cats.
See, he was right all along.
/s (just in case)
OOOOH! It all makes sense now!
They weren’t talking about people from Haiti, they were talking about people from 8E. Planet 8E in their catalog of habitable worlds accessible by stargate.
Because those fuckers do eat dogs.
Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
Read that as sand people to Ohio and thought, that’s a different fiction.