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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Motorcycle knowledge

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Motorcycle knowledge

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • whaleross@lemmy.world
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    I don’t want to speculate.

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    Motorcycle expert here. It goes into the vagina.

    • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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      Where do you find vaginas large enough for motorcycles or motorcycles small enough for the vagina? Asking for a friend.

      • rosco385@lemm.ee
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        A Harley Davidson dealership?

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      3 个月前

      Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        WRONG HOLE, BROTHER

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          WRONG HOLE BROTHER AROOOO

          • So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world
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            BARB LEFT

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      Wrong! This is clearly the innovative accelerator module the great engineer Mr. Garrison invented for his mono wheel design. It only goes into the vagina if you ride goofy foot, so limited to only half of us.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Um, I’d rather not speculate.

    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      😀

  • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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    I think it’s related to this…

    Or this

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      Damn, dudes will turn things they already respect into women before they’ll respect women.

    • Voyajer@lemmy.world
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      Is this the motorcycle equivalent of a ship’s figurehead?

      • entwine413@lemm.ee
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        I think it’s the motorcycle equivalent to having a hentai girl tattooed on your arm.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        If you sailed by riding the figurehead, sure.

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There’s a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.

  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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    In the tailpipe

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      !lemmysilver

      • LemmySilverBot@lemmy.worldB
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        Thank you for voting. You can vote again in 24 hours. leaderboard

    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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      NO! Fucking amateur…

      That’s this one:

      • Rooty@lemmy.world
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        I prefer the three pronged one that opens up :3

  • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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    I put it in my ass

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      poor donkey 🫤

  • abobla@lemm.ee
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    inside my ass

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider’s posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Reminds me of the south park uni bike thing

  • LordGimp@lemm.ee
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    I mean I’d ride it, but that part don’t go to no motor cycle. More like a monthly cycle.

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    In the square hole!

  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    That goes in the hoo-haa.

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.

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    You usually see this part after you put your feet in the stirrups.

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  • Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml
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    If you are using that while on a motorcycle that’s a new fetish I haven’t come across before. Seems awkward

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